Best Jokes

The Best Haircut Mystery A guy walks into a barber shop, sits in the chair, and says, “I want the best haircut you’ve got. No compromises.” The barber, a little…

The Best Date Ever A man and woman go on their first date, and they decide to have dinner at a fancy restaurant. After they order, the man looks at…

The Best Way to Learn to Drive A woman who’s never driven before finally decides it’s time to learn. She signs up for lessons, and the first day arrives. Her…

The Best Burger Debate A man walks into a burger joint and sees a sign that reads: “Best Burger in Town!” Excited, he walks up to the counter and says…

The Best Advice from a Parrot A man walks into a pet store looking for a pet, and he spots a beautiful parrot with vibrant feathers. He’s intrigued and asks…

The Best Advice Ever A man asks his grandfather, “What’s the best piece of advice you can give me about life?” The grandfather strokes his chin and says, “Always be…

The Best Job Interview Answer A guy goes in for a job interview at a fancy company. The interviewer asks, “What would you say is your best quality?” Without hesitation,…

The “Best” Way to Relax A woman tells her friend that she has found the best way to relax after a long week. “I’m going to do yoga by the…

The “Best” Vacation Idea A guy tells his friend he’s planning the best vacation ever. “I’m going to climb Mount Everest! It’s going to be incredible. I’ve already booked everything.”…

The Fortune Cookie Forecast A man goes to a Chinese restaurant and gets a fortune cookie at the end of his meal. He opens it and reads: “Your best days…