Cow Jokes

The Cow Who Learned to Dance Daisy the cow had always admired the graceful movements of the horses. She’d watch them dance around the pasture, kicking up their hooves in…

The Cow Who Joined a Band Gertie the cow was a fan of all kinds of music, but what she loved most was playing the drums. One day, while wandering…

The Cow and the Career Counselor One day, Bessie the cow was feeling down and decided to visit the farm’s career counselor. "I’m just not sure what my next step…

The Cow Who Became a Chef Maggie the cow had always loved food, but she had a dream of becoming a chef. After years of perfecting her recipes in the…

The Cow Who Wanted to Be a Detective There was a cow named Clover who dreamed of becoming a detective. One day, she decided to take the plunge and start…

The Cow and the Musician One day, a musician came across a cow playing a guitar in the barn. He was stunned. “Wow, I’ve never seen a cow play music…

The Cow’s First Day at Work A cow named Daisy decided she wanted to get a job. She applied to an office, and much to her surprise, she was hired.…

The Cow and the Internet A farmer’s cow, Bessie, was always curious about new things. One day, she overheard the farmer talking about how much time he spends online. She…

The Cow at the Comedy Club A cow decided to try her hand at stand-up comedy. She walked up to the mic at a local comedy club and said, "Hey,…

The Cow and the Farmer's Dilemma A farmer was having a tough time with his cows. Every time he would call them in for dinner, they would wander off into…