Dad jokes

The Campfire Pun While camping, a dad is roasting marshmallows with his kids. He holds one over the fire until it’s completely burnt. “This marshmallow,” he declares, “is just like…

The Broken Calculator A dad sees his son struggling with his math homework. The son says, “My calculator isn’t working. Can you help me?” The dad picks up the calculator,…

The Dad and the Car Wash A dad takes his family to a car wash. As the car gets covered in soap, he turns around dramatically and says, “Looks like…

The Smart Watch Saga A dad gets a fancy new smartwatch. Excited, he shows it off to his kids. “This watch is amazing! It tells time, tracks my steps, and…

The Invisible Dad One day, a dad walks into the living room wearing a completely white outfit and holding a white sheet. His kids stare at him and ask, “What…

The Dad Chef A dad is grilling burgers in the backyard when his neighbor leans over the fence and asks, “What’s your secret to making the best burgers?” The dad…

The Dog’s Identity Crisis A dad and his kids are walking their dog when the dad stops and says, “Hey, do you think our dog knows he’s adopted?” The kids…

The Time-Traveling Dad A dad walks into the kitchen and says, “Guess what? I invented a time machine!” His daughter raises an eyebrow and says, “Oh really? Where is it?”…

The Grocery Store Dilemma A dad and his son are shopping at the grocery store when they pass the baking aisle. The son points to a loaf of bread and…

The Couch Conundrum A dad walks into the living room, where his kids are sitting on the couch. He looks at them and says, “Hey, did you guys hear about…