Dark humor jokes

Lawyers and Honesty "A lawyer finds himself in heaven by mistake. He approaches Saint Peter and says, ‘I think there’s been a mix-up. I’m a lawyer; I’m not supposed to…

Lawyers and Honesty "A lawyer finds himself in heaven by mistake. He approaches Saint Peter and says, ‘I think there’s been a mix-up. I’m a lawyer; I’m not supposed to…

Friends and Bad Luck "Three friends are sitting in a bar, each complaining about how unlucky they are. The first friend says, “My car broke down yesterday, and the repair…

Aging and Retirement "A retired man decides to go skydiving for the first time in his life. As he’s about to jump, his instructor shouts, “Remember, you’re never too old…

Horror Movies "A group of friends decides to explore an abandoned house." They hear strange noises and see eerie shadows as they walk through. One friend says, “Why are we…

Family Gatherings "A family gathers for Thanksgiving, and tensions are running high." The mother says, “This year, I want us all to go around and say what we’re thankful for.”…

Technology and AI "A man buys a smart home assistant that promises to make life easier." On the first night, he says, “Alexa, turn off the lights.” The lights go…

Death and Cemeteries "Two gravediggers are working late one evening at the cemetery." One of them says, “You know, it’s a bit eerie how quiet it is here at night.”…

Money and Inheritance "An elderly man is on his deathbed, surrounded by his children." He says weakly, “Kids, I have some good news. I’ve left something very valuable for each…

"A man is called into his boss’s office after a big mistake." The boss says, “This is the third time this week! I’m going to have to fire you.” The…