Dark jokes

The Self-Writing Diary A man buys an old leather-bound diary from a thrift shop. When he opens it, the first page reads: Write your darkest secret. Curious, he writes, I…

The Shadow’s Demand A woman is brushing her hair in front of her vanity when she notices her reflection isn’t moving with her. Startled, she freezes, and the reflection speaks,…

The Dinner Party A wealthy man throws an extravagant dinner party and serves his guests an exquisite soup. Everyone raves about it. "What’s the secret ingredient?" someone asks. The host…

The Forgotten Pet A man moves into an old house and notices a scratching sound from the attic. Thinking it’s a raccoon, he sets a trap. The next morning, he…

The Babysitter’s Mistake A babysitter is watching two kids in an old house one stormy night. As the rain pours, she hears whispers coming from the upstairs closet. Nervously, she…

The Unhelpful Doctor A man visits his doctor complaining of a recurring nightmare. “I dream I’m being chased through a dark forest by a shadowy figure.” The doctor nods thoughtfully.…

The Job Offer A man dies and wakes up in a luxurious office. A sharply dressed figure greets him, “Welcome! You’ve been selected for a special afterlife program.” The man…

The Forgotten Graveyard A man takes a shortcut through a graveyard one night and notices a figure digging furiously. “What are you doing?” the man asks. The figure, pale and…

The Grim Reaper's Assistant Death decides to hire an assistant to keep up with his busy schedule. During training, Death explains, "You’ll be using this list to collect souls. Follow…

The Haunted Theater A man buys a ticket for a midnight movie at an old theater known for being haunted. As he settles in, he notices he’s the only one…