Dark jokes

The Last Call A man goes to a bar late at night and orders a drink. He sits alone, staring into his glass, when the bartender approaches and says, “You…

The Haunted Housekeeper A young woman takes a job as a housekeeper in a large, remote mansion. On her first day, the elderly woman who owns the house tells her,…

The Job Interview A man goes to a job interview at a high-stakes, high-paying firm. The interviewer looks at him and says, "We have one last test for you. If…

The Unexpected End A man is on his deathbed, surrounded by family. He’s been very ill for months and has only days left to live. He calls his wife close…

The Haunted Motel A man checks into a run-down motel, looking for a place to stay the night. The clerk hands him a key and says, “Room 13, down the…

The Late Surgeon A man enters the operating room, about to undergo surgery. The surgeon, a bit too distracted, walks in and says, “I’m sorry, but I’m late for my…

The Judge and the Executioner A man is caught for a crime he didn’t commit, and the judge, being a bit of a sadist, decides to have a little fun…

The Parrot in Heaven A man passes away and finds himself standing at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter greets him and asks, “What makes you think you belong here?”…

The Reaper’s New Job Death, tired of the same old routine, decided to take a break and apply for a new job. He walks into a temp agency and asks…

The Doctor’s Advice A man walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’ve been feeling terrible. Everything hurts. My head, my stomach, my chest—it all just aches.” The doctor…