Dinosaur Jokes

The Dinosaur at the Dentist A young Tyrannosaurus rex went to the dentist for the first time. As the dentist looked into his mouth, he said, “You’ve got a lot…

The Dinosaur Family Vacation A family of dinosaurs decided to go on vacation, but they couldn’t agree on where to go. The T-Rex wanted to go to the beach to…

The Dinosaur Detective A T-Rex, a Velociraptor, and a Pterodactyl start a detective agency together. One day, they’re hired to solve the case of the missing dinosaur eggs. The T-Rex,…

The Dinosaur Job Interview   A Triceratops walks into a job interview. The hiring manager, a Velociraptor, looks at the resume and asks, “So, what makes you a good fit…

The Dinosaur Band A group of dinosaurs decided to start a band, but there was one problem—they couldn’t agree on what kind of music to play. The T-Rex wanted to…

The Dinosaur School Play The dinosaurs at the local school decide to put on a play for the annual talent show. The T-Rex is cast as the lead, but there’s…

The Dinosaur Comedy Show A group of dinosaurs decides to open a comedy club in the middle of the Mesozoic era. The first comedian to perform is a Spinosaurus, who…

The Dinosaur Restaurant A Brachiosaurus and a Stegosaurus are having dinner at a fancy restaurant. The Brachiosaurus looks around, a little concerned. “I’m not sure this place is for me,”…

The Dinosaur’s Job Interview A Triceratops walks into a job interview, wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase. The interviewer looks at him and says, “I have to be honest,…