Dirty Dad Jokes

The Dirty Mind Dad Dad says to his son, “Sometimes, I think you have a dirty mind.” The son replies, “What? I don’t know what you mean.” Dad says, “Well,…

The Dirty Car Dad A dad walks into the house and his son asks, “Dad, why is your car so dirty?” Dad chuckles and says, “Well, kiddo, sometimes life gets…

The Dirty Underwear Dad “You know,” Dad says to his son, “there’s nothing quite like a fresh pair of underwear after a long day of hard work.” “Dad, that’s disgusting,”…

The Dirty Clothes Dad Dad is doing laundry when his daughter walks in. “Why does everything smell so bad?” she asks. Dad grins, “Well, honey, you know what they say—sometimes…

The Dirty Joke at Dinner Dad At the dinner table, the dad says, “You know, sometimes I don’t know why I even try to cook. My food always comes out…

 The Dirty Garden Dad A dad is in the garden, pulling up weeds, when his daughter walks by and says, “Dad, why do you always get so dirty when you…

The Dirty Socks Dad Dad walks in with his socks pulled up high and says, “Son, I’m feeling really confident today!” The kid asks, “Why are your socks so high?”…

The Dirty Dishwasher Dad A dad is washing dishes when his son walks in and asks, “Why does the dishwasher always look so full?” The dad grins and says, “It’s…

The Plumbing Dad A dad who’s a plumber walks into his daughter’s room. She says, “Dad, there’s a weird smell coming from my bathroom, and the sink won’t drain!” The…

The Gardening Dad A dad walks into the living room with dirt all over his shirt. His kid asks, “Dad, what happened? You look like you’ve been working in the…