Dirty Jokes

The Couch Problem The family is sitting in the living room when Dad flops down on the couch. “Dad, why are your clothes so dirty?” his daughter asks. He sighs,…

The Car Wash Dad A dad is washing his car when his neighbor walks by. “Why do you even bother washing that old car?” the neighbor asks. Dad smiles, “Because…

The Campfire Story Dad is telling a campfire story to his kids. “And then, the brave adventurer reached the swamp. It was dark, wet, and the mud stuck to his…

The Plumber Joke A plumber dad gets home late one evening. His son asks, “Why are you so dirty, Dad?” He replies, “Well, when you spend your day unclogging other…

The Vacuum Cleaner Dad is vacuuming the living room, and his daughter walks by. “Why is the vacuum so loud, Dad?” she asks. He replies, “Because it’s working hard to…

The Cleaning Lady A dad tells his family, “I hired a cleaning service to help with the house.” His wife says, “Great, but why is the house still messy?” The…

The Muddy Dog A dad comes home from the park with their family dog, who’s absolutely covered in mud. “Dad!” his son says. “What happened to Max?” Dad shrugs and…

The Washing Machine A dad is loading the washing machine, and his daughter walks in. “Dad, why do you always smell like detergent?” she asks. He chuckles, “Because I’m always…

The Painter Dad A dad is painting the living room with his son. The son looks at his dad’s hands and says, “Wow, Dad, your hands are so messy!” Dad…

The Farmer and the Pigs A farmer is out feeding his pigs when his neighbor stops by. The neighbor asks, “Why are your pigs covered in mud?” The farmer replies,…