Dirty Jokes For Her

The Doctor’s Appointment A woman goes to the doctor and says, "I think my husband is hard of hearing." The doctor suggests, "When you get home, stand behind him and…

The Lost Luggage A man and his wife go on vacation, but their luggage gets lost. The airline offers them vouchers to buy essentials. The wife buys a new dress,…

The New Neighbor A new neighbor moves in next door, and the husband can’t help but notice how attractive she is. One day, while his wife is cooking, he looks…

The Fishing Trip A man tells his wife, "I’m going on a fishing trip with the guys for the weekend." His wife smirks and says, "Okay, but I hope you…

The Surprise Gift A husband comes home with a small, beautifully wrapped box and says, "I’ve got you a gift you’ll never forget!" Excited, the wife opens it to find…

The Love Letter A man writes a love letter to his wife: "My darling, you are the sunshine of my life. Without you, my world would be dark. Your smile…

The Farmer’s Trick A city woman visits a farm for the first time and asks the farmer, "How do you keep your cows so happy and producing so much milk?"…

The Romantic Dinner A husband and wife are celebrating their anniversary at a fancy restaurant. The husband leans over and says, "Honey, tonight I’ve planned something very special. After dinner,…

The Vacuum Salesman A door-to-door vacuum salesman visits a couple’s house. He dumps a pile of dirt on their carpet and says, "If this vacuum can’t clean up every last…

The Naughty Genie A man and a woman find an old lamp on the beach and rub it. Out pops a genie who says, "You each get one wish!" The…