Fart Jokes

The First Date Catastrophe A man is out on a first date at a fancy restaurant. As he leans over to pull out his date’s chair, he accidentally farts loudly.…

The Yoga Class Disaster During a yoga class, the instructor guides everyone into a deep stretch pose, saying, "Now, relax and release any tension." One student takes this advice too…

The Elevator Breakdown A woman steps into a crowded elevator, feeling nervous because she has to fart. As the elevator stops at every floor, her anxiety builds. Finally, she lets…

The Library Fiasco A man visits a quiet library and settles down with a book. He feels the need to fart but tries to hold it in. As he shifts…

The Airplane Incident A man is flying on a long international flight and can’t hold in his gas any longer. Thinking the airplane’s noise will mask the sound, he lets…

The Birthday Surprise A father decides to surprise his kids with a whoopee cushion prank for his son’s birthday party. After demonstrating how funny it is, he accidentally lets out…

The Church Choir Incident During choir practice at church, the group is rehearsing a solemn hymn. Suddenly, someone in the back lets out a long, squeaky fart. The choir director…

The Gym Competition Two gym buddies are having a friendly competition to see who can lift the heaviest weight. As one of them attempts a deadlift, he strains so hard…

The Dinner Party Debacle At an elegant dinner party, a woman tries a new diet with extra fiber. Halfway through the evening, she feels a fart coming but tries to…

The Campfire Escape A group of friends is sitting around a campfire, sharing ghost stories. The night is still, and everyone is on edge. Suddenly, one guy lets out a…