Fat Jokes

The Hiking Trip A group of friends invites a man to go hiking. “I’m not sure hiking is my thing,” he says. “Come on, it’ll be fun!” they insist. Halfway…

The Pool Float Adventure A man goes to a pool party, grabs a floaty, and tries to climb on. It flips over, tossing him back into the water. His friend…

The Dog’s Perspective A man is walking his dog when they pass a bakery. The dog sits down and stares at the man. “What’s wrong, buddy?” the man asks. The…

The Scale Conundrum At a friend’s house, a guy steps on the bathroom scale. He frowns and says, “Your scale is broken—it keeps flashing ‘ERR.’” The friend says, “It’s not…

The Chair’s Struggle A man sits down at a restaurant, and the chair creaks loudly. The waiter says, “Don’t worry, sir, the chairs are sturdy.” The man replies, “Sturdy? This…

The Pool Story A man visits a pool party and decides to jump off the diving board. When he hits the water, there’s a huge splash that soaks everyone nearby.…

The Doctor’s Visit cThe doctor nods and says, “Let’s check. Step on the scale.” The man steps on, and the doctor looks concerned. “Uh-oh,” the doctor says. “This scale doesn’t…

The Buffet King At an all-you-can-eat buffet, a man loads up his plate with food, stacking it higher than anyone else in the restaurant. The chef comes out and says,…

The Airplane Seat A man boards a flight and takes up two seats. The flight attendant comes by and says, “Sir, would you like a seatbelt extender?” He grins and…

The Gym Story A guy walks into the gym and says to the trainer, “I need to lose weight, but I don’t want it to be hard. What’s the easiest…