Father Nelson Joke

Father Nelson and the Broken Clock One Sunday, Father Nelson noticed the church’s old clock wasn’t working. After Mass, he asked the congregation for donations to fix it. A wealthy…

Father Nelson and the Weather It rained heavily for days, and the church started flooding. The parishioners urged Father Nelson to evacuate, but he said, “God will save me.” As…

Father Nelson and the Atheist An atheist moved into Father Nelson’s town and often mocked religion. One day, the atheist was hiking and got chased by a bear. He screamed,…

Father Nelson’s Donation Box The church was struggling with funds, so Father Nelson made a heartfelt plea for donations. He said, “Remember, God loves a cheerful giver!” After the service,…

Father Nelson’s Sermon on Gossip Father Nelson gave a fiery sermon about the dangers of gossip. Afterward, Mrs. Jenkins approached him and said, “Father, I’ve been so guilty of gossiping.…

Father Nelson’s Marriage Advice A young couple came to Father Nelson for marriage counseling. The husband said, “Father, she spends all our money!” The wife retorted, “Well, he never spends…

Father Nelson at the Pearly Gates Father Nelson passed away and went to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greeted him warmly and said, “You’ve been a good priest.…

Father Nelson’s New Church Bell The church’s old bell broke, so Father Nelson hired a man to ring the new one. The man had no arms but assured Father Nelson…

Father Nelson’s Car Breakdown Father Nelson’s car broke down in the middle of nowhere. As he waited for help, he decided to walk to the nearest house. A farmer answered…

Father Nelson’s Fishing Trip Father Nelson decided to take a much-needed fishing trip. Out on the lake, he cast his line but caught nothing for hours. Then, suddenly, he hooked…