Funny dad jokes

The Time Traveler Dad A dad tells his son, “I’m a time traveler.” The son looks at him, confused. “What? Really?” The dad grins. “Yep. I travel back to the…

The Dad Joke Olympics A dad and his kids are having a competition to see who can tell the best joke. The dad goes first and says, “What do you…

The Fitness Plan A dad tells his son, “I’m starting a new fitness plan.” The son looks at him, eyebrow raised, and says, “Really? What kind of fitness plan?” The…

The Alarm Clock A dad buys a new alarm clock and sets it for 6 AM. The next morning, it rings, and he immediately slaps the snooze button. It rings…

The Smart Chicken A dad and his son are walking through a farm when they come across a chicken standing on one leg. The son asks, “Dad, why is the…

The Pizza Delivery Guy A man orders a pizza and asks the delivery guy, “How long will it take for my pizza to arrive?” The delivery guy looks at him…

The Spaghetti Dilemma One evening, a dad makes spaghetti for dinner. As he’s serving it, his daughter looks at the plate and asks, “Dad, why is the spaghetti all tangled…

The Haunted House A dad takes his kids to a haunted house for Halloween. They’re walking through the spooky hallways when the youngest asks, “Dad, what if a ghost jumps…

The Car Problem A guy goes to the mechanic and says, "My car is making a strange noise. Can you fix it?" The mechanic listens for a moment and says,…

The Talking Dog A man sees an ad that says, "Talking Dog for Sale." Intrigued, he goes to the address and asks the owner if the dog really talks. The…