Funny Jokes

The Goldfish Whisperer A man buys a pet goldfish and decides to teach it tricks. He spends weeks saying, “Jump through the hoop!” and holding a small hoop over the…

The Overqualified Candidate A genius applies for a janitor position at a university. The interviewer asks, “With your qualifications, why would you want this job?” The genius replies, “Because I…

The Job Application A man walks into a store with a “Help Wanted” sign in the window. He asks the manager, “What’s the job?” The manager replies, “Stocking shelves, cleaning,…

The Talkative Driver A man gets into a taxi and tells the driver to take him to the airport. On the way, the driver says, “You know, I used to…

The Forgetful Chef A chef opens a new restaurant and proudly boasts about his signature dish: a three-layer chocolate cake with a secret ingredient. One day, a customer asks, “What’s…

The Lazy Student A teacher asks a student, “Why didn’t you do your homework?” The student replies, “Because I lost it.” The teacher asks, “How do you lose homework?” The…

The Clever Dog A man walks into a bar with a dog and says, “This dog can talk. Anyone want to bet $100?” The bartender says, “Sure, prove it.” The…

The Office Printer An office worker spends an hour trying to fix the office printer. He presses buttons, restarts it, and even checks the manual, but nothing works. Finally, he…

The Unhelpful Genie A man rubs a dusty lamp he finds in his attic, and a genie pops out. The genie says, “I’ll grant you one wish, but no money,…

The Perfect Gift A husband asks his wife what she wants for her birthday. She says, “Surprise me!” So, on her birthday, he sneaks into the living room and yells,…