Funny Jokes

The Cat and the Dog A cat and a dog are having a conversation. The dog says, “You know, life is simple. I love my humans. They feed me, walk…

The Barber and the Customer A man walks into a barber shop and says, “I want a haircut that makes me look smart.” The barber looks at him and says,…

The Doctor’s Diagnosis A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I keep forgetting things!” The doctor asks, “How long has this been happening?” The man replies, “How long…

The Cow and the Tractor A farmer’s prized cow stops giving milk. He tries everything—better food, more water, even playing music. Nothing works. Frustrated, he sells the cow to his…

The Magic Fish A fisherman catches a magical fish. The fish says, “If you let me go, I’ll grant you three wishes.” The fisherman agrees and says, “I want to…

The Speeding Ticket A man gets pulled over for speeding. The officer says, “Do you know how fast you were going?” The man replies, “No, but isn’t that your job?”…

The Lost Camel A desert explorer gets lost and stumbles upon a small village. He approaches a wise elder and asks, “I’ve lost my camel. Can you help me find…

The Hotel Receptionist A man checks into a hotel and asks the receptionist, “I hope the room has a great view. I like to wake up to something beautiful.” The…

The Smart Parrot A man walks into a pet store and sees a parrot on sale for $10. “Why is this parrot so cheap?” he asks. The store owner says,…

The Tooth Fairy A little boy loses a tooth, and his dad tells him to put it under his pillow for the Tooth Fairy. The next morning, the boy finds…