Funny Jokes

The Office Prank A guy walks into his office, looks around, and notices that everything seems normal. But then he goes to his desk and finds a tiny rubber chicken…

The Doctor and the Chef A doctor and a chef are having a conversation at a party. The doctor says, “You know, being a doctor is so stressful. You have…

The Magician’s Trick A magician was performing at a crowded party. He got up on stage, and with a dramatic flair, he said, “Watch carefully, everyone! I’m about to perform…

The Restaurant Disaster A man walks into a fancy restaurant and orders a lobster. The waiter brings the lobster to his table, but when the man tries to crack the…

The Laziest Worker A boss walks into his office and sees one of his employees lounging in the break room, feet up on the table, sipping a soda. The boss…

The Talking Parrot A man buys a parrot from a pet shop. The shopkeeper warns him, “Be careful with that bird. It has a very bad attitude.” The man ignores…

The "Best" Doctor’s Advice A man walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’ve been feeling terrible lately. I can’t sleep, I can’t eat, and I’m constantly tired. What…

The Job Interview A man walks into a job interview at a big corporation. The interviewer looks him over and says, “So, why do you think you’d be a good…