Funny Jokes

The Haunted Hotel A man checks into a hotel and is warned by the receptionist: "We have a ghost in Room 13. Guests have heard strange noises, but don’t worry—it’s…

The Blind Skydiver A blind man decides to try skydiving for the first time. His instructor explains, "Don’t worry, when you jump, just listen for the sound of the ground…

The Slow Camel A tourist rents a camel for a desert trek. The camel guide gives him instructions: "Say ‘Whoa!’ to stop, ‘Walk!’ to go, and ‘Hallelujah!’ to run." The…

The Forgetful Professor A professor is so absent-minded that one morning, his wife hands him an umbrella before he leaves for work. "Take this," she says. "It’s going to rain…

The Talking Cat A man walks into a pet store to buy a unique pet and sees a cat labeled: "Talking Cat - $100." He asks the owner, "Does this…

The Magic Slide Three friends discover a magic slide in the middle of the woods. A sign reads: "Whatever you shout as you slide, you’ll land in." The first friend…

The Duck at the Store A duck walks into a store and asks, "Got any grapes?" The cashier replies, "No, we don’t sell grapes." The next day, the duck walks…

The Rich Guy and the Parrot A wealthy man walks into a pet store and sees a parrot with a price tag of $50,000. "Why is this parrot so expensive?"…

The Farmer and the Talking Frog A farmer is plowing his field when he stumbles across a frog. The frog says, "If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful…

The Genie and the Wish A man finds an old, dusty lamp on the beach and decides to give it a rub. Out pops a genie. "Thank you for freeing…