Halloween Jokes

The Witch’s Midnight Delivery A witch named Gretchen had a magical delivery service that specialized in transporting potions, broomsticks, and enchanted items to witches and wizards around the world. But…

The Ghost’s Job Search A ghost named Gus had been wandering around the haunted mansion where he lived for years. However, the mansion was starting to feel a little too…

The Vampire’s Costume Problem A vampire named Victor had been looking forward to attending his first Halloween party with his new friends. But there was one problem: Victor hated wearing…

The Witch’s Spell Gone Wrong A young witch named Amelia had just completed her first year at witchcraft school. She was eager to prove her magical abilities at the school’s…

The Werewolf’s Costume A werewolf named Larry was getting ready for a Halloween party, but he wasn’t sure what costume to wear. “I’ve got so many options,” he thought, “but…

The Pumpkin Patch Dilemma A group of ghosts were floating through a pumpkin patch on Halloween night, looking for the perfect pumpkin to carve. Each ghost had a different idea…

The Zombie at the Party A zombie named Zack was invited to a Halloween party, and he was very excited. He had been feeling a little out of place at…

The Witch’s First Day at the New School On Halloween night, a young witch named Wanda decided to transfer to a new school to learn more about her magical powers.…

The Vampire’s Diet A vampire named Vlad walked into a local café looking for something to eat. The waitress, who had never seen a vampire before, nervously approached him and…

The Haunted House Job Interview A ghost named Casper decided to apply for a job at the most famous haunted house in town. He walked into the office and saw…