Lawyer Jokes

The Lawyer's "Kindness" A lawyer visited his friend in the hospital who had just undergone a serious operation. The friend said, “Thanks for coming. You’re the only one who showed…

The Jury Duty Escape A lawyer was called for jury duty, but he didn’t want to serve. During selection, the judge asked, “Is there any reason you feel you cannot…

The Generous Lawyer A lawyer, feeling generous, decided to donate some money to charity. When he called the local orphanage, the director exclaimed, “This is such a surprise! We’ve never…

The Talking Parrot A lawyer bought a parrot that was rumored to be the smartest bird around. Eager to test it, he asked the parrot, “What’s the difference between justice…

The Lawyer's Coffee Fee A lawyer walked into a café, ordered a coffee, and sat down. He opened his laptop, reviewed a contract, and smiled. The barista noticed and asked,…

The Lawyer's Plane A lawyer was on a small private plane when the engines failed. The pilot shouted, “Grab a parachute! There are three of us and only two parachutes!”…

The Honest Lawyer A wealthy businessman passed away and left instructions for his lawyer to distribute his fortune among his three sons. However, his final letter read: “To my eldest…

The Million-Dollar Bill A lawyer visited a doctor complaining of stress and insomnia. The doctor examined him and said, “It’s simple. You need to take time off, reduce your caseload,…

Lawyer vs. Shark A lawyer and a shark found themselves on a sinking boat. The lawyer, being quick-witted, turned to the shark and said, “Listen, we both have a bad…

The Farmer's Lawsuit A farmer's prized rooster went missing, and he was convinced his neighbor had taken it. Determined, he went to court, hired the best lawyer he could find,…