Mexican Jokes

The Salsa Taste Test A man from the U.S. travels to Mexico and asks a local chef to make him the spiciest salsa possible. The chef grins and says, “Oh,…

The Churro Mystery A man visits a Mexican market and walks past a churro stand. The sweet, cinnamon aroma draws him in, and he decides to buy one. As he…

The Mexican Engineer and the Piñata In a small Mexican town, a group of engineers decides to test their skills by creating the largest piñata ever. After several days of…

The Mexican Cartel of Limes A man from the U.S. visits a small Mexican village and tries to buy a lime from a street vendor. The vendor holds up a…

The Mexican Burrito Contest A small town in Mexico holds an annual burrito-eating contest. This year, a young man named Juan decides to enter, but he’s not sure how he’ll…

The Mariachi Band Mystery A man in a small Mexican village attends a wedding, and as part of the celebration, a mariachi band is playing. The man, curious about the…

The Mexican Farmer and the Talking Donkey A Mexican farmer is walking down the road with his donkey when a curious tourist stops and asks, “Does that donkey talk?” The…

The Mexican Hot Sauce Dilemma A man visits a small Mexican town and decides to try a local dish called "El Diablo’s Delight." He asks the chef, “How spicy is…

The Cactus and the Sombrero A tourist is visiting Mexico and decides to explore the desert. He meets a local man sitting by a cactus wearing a large sombrero. He…

The Curious Case of the Missing Burrito A man walks into a Mexican restaurant and orders a large burrito. After he finishes eating, he calls over the waiter and says,…