Mom Jokes

The Homework Battle A mom sits down with her son to help with his homework. Mom: “Okay, let’s start with math.” Son: “I don’t get it.” Mom: “What don’t you…

The Grocery Store Survival Mom takes her three kids to the grocery store—a task that requires the patience of a saint. Before entering, she says, “We are here for essentials…

The Perfect Family Vacation Mom decides it’s time for a family vacation. She plans everything down to the minute: 6:00 AM: Wake up 6:30 AM: Breakfast 7:00 AM: Hit the…

The Mom Detective A boy comes home from school and quietly sneaks into the kitchen to grab cookies from the jar. Mom, sitting in the living room, shouts, “Put those…

The Mom Alarm Clock A teenager is notorious for never waking up on time for school. No alarm clock seems to work. One morning, his mom bursts into his room…

The Bedtime Negotiation Mom: “Time for bed.” Kid: “But I’m not tired!” Mom: “It’s 8:30, and you have school tomorrow.” Kid: “Five more minutes?” Mom: “You said that ten minutes…

The Homework Hero A kid comes home from school and says, “Mom, I have a project due tomorrow.” Mom: “When did you find out about this?” Kid: “Two weeks ago.”…

Mom’s Magic Bag A mom’s purse is like a magical black hole. One day, her friend asks, “Why do you carry such a big bag?” Mom smiles and says, “It’s…

The Dinner Dilemma Mom: “What do you want for dinner tonight?” Kid: “I don’t know.” Mom: “How about spaghetti?” Kid: “We had that last week.” Mom: “Okay, what about pizza?”…

The Laundry Lesson One day, a teenager walks into the living room and says, “Mom, I can’t find any clean clothes!” Mom looks up from her book and says, “Did…