Pirate Jokes

The Pirate’s Parrot Dilemma Captain Squawkbeard loved his parrot, Polly. But Polly had developed a bad habit: stealing shiny things from the crew. One day, Squawkbeard’s first mate stormed into…

The Pirate’s Haunted Ship Captain Grimblade was known for being fearless. So when his crew told him their ship was haunted, he laughed. “Haunted? Ghosts don’t scare me!” But that…

The Pirate and the Genie Captain Rumble and his crew stumbled upon an ancient lamp buried in the sand. Rumble eagerly rubbed it, and a genie appeared in a puff…

The Pirate’s New Crew Member Captain Scarlet was recruiting for her ship, and one scrawny young lad named Tommy eagerly stepped forward. “I’ll do anything to join your crew!” he…

The Pirate’s Dentist Visit Captain Toothless Tim had a toothache so bad, it made him cancel his plundering for the day. Reluctantly, he went to see a dentist. The dentist…

The Pirate’s Smartphone Struggle Captain Jack Beard finally decided to embrace modern technology and got himself a smartphone. Excited, he downloaded a map app to help him find buried treasure.…

The Pirate’s First Cruise A retired pirate, Captain Salty Sam, decided to try something new and booked a luxury cruise. He was excited to relax without worrying about plundering or…

The Pirate’s Eye Exam One day, Captain Pegleg Pete decided he needed an eye exam because his aim with the cannon had been terrible lately. He marched into the optometrist’s…

The Pirate’s GPS Problem Captain Blackbeard decided to upgrade his old treasure-hunting ways and bought a high-tech GPS. Excited, he plugged it in and typed, X marks the spot. The…

The Pirate and the Job Interview A pirate named Captain Rusty was tired of sailing the seas and decided it was time to get a job on land. He walked…