Space Jokes

The Mars Mission Plan A team of astronauts was preparing for their mission to Mars when one of them asked, “What do you think is the biggest challenge about going…

The Space-Saving Tip A spaceship was hurtling through the vastness of space when two astronauts were discussing how to save space in their tiny cabin. One astronaut said, “We should…

The Space Flight Assistant An astronaut sat in his seat, ready for launch, when the space flight assistant approached him with a smile. “Would you like a drink before we…

The Space-Time Debate A physicist and an astronaut were arguing over dinner about space-time. The physicist said, “You see, the universe is like a giant fabric, and time bends along…

The Alien Encounter An astronaut was floating in space when a UFO suddenly appeared next to him. The alien inside the spaceship waved, “Hello! I’m from another galaxy. We’ve been…

The Alien’s Space Tourist Problem An alien from a distant galaxy landed on Earth and went straight to a travel agency, asking, “I’d like to book a tour of the…

The Planets’ Birthday Party The planets decided to throw a surprise birthday party for the Sun. They spent weeks preparing: the asteroid belt was decorated with glittering lights, and the…

The Astronaut’s Job Interview An astronaut was applying for a job at a space station. The interviewer, a grumpy alien from Mars, asked, “Why do you want to work here?”…

The Cosmic Dating Game The Sun and the Moon were playing a cosmic dating game. The host, a shooting star, asked, “What do you like to do on a date?”…

The Astronaut’s Dilemma An astronaut was having a rough day on the International Space Station. He was floating through the corridors when he ran into his friend, the engineer, who…