Winter Jokes

The Over-Decorated House A family decided to go all-out with Christmas lights this year. They covered every inch of their house with flashing lights, inflatable snowmen, and even a speaker…

The Christmas Tree Salesman A man walked into a Christmas tree lot and asked, “What’s the difference between a $20 tree and a $100 tree?” The salesman said, “Well, the…

Ski Lift Romance Two people got stuck on a ski lift together for an hour. They were total strangers, so it was pretty awkward at first. To break the silence,…

The Snowball Fight Champion There was a neighborhood snowball fight, and little Timmy was determined to win. He built the biggest snow fort you’ve ever seen, complete with tunnels, towers,…

The Arctic Expedition A scientist went to the Arctic for research. While setting up camp, a polar bear started wandering toward him. Panicking, he grabbed his flare gun, fired it,…

The Lazy Snowplow A man bought a new snowplow and was excited to try it out. He read the manual, fueled it up, and started clearing his driveway. But after…

Grandma’s Winter Coat My grandma has this giant, fluffy winter coat that she wears everywhere. It’s so big that when she walks down the street, people think a polar bear…

The Ice Fishing Champion A guy decided he wanted to try ice fishing for the first time. He got all the gear: an auger, a tent, and even a little…

The Winter Gym Membership Every winter, I convince myself to get in shape. This year, I signed up for a gym. On my first day, I walked in, saw the…

The Snowman and the Date Why did the snowman cancel his date? Well, he met her at a winter festival, and everything seemed perfect. She had a great laugh, a…