Winter Jokes For Kids

The Snow Angel Contest Two kids, Mia and Jack, decided to have a snow angel contest. Mia made a perfect angel, but Jack added snow horns and a snow trident…

The Melting Snowman A snowman walked into a bakery to buy some hot cocoa. The baker said, “Are you sure? It might melt you!” The snowman replied, “I’ll drink it…

The Ice Fishing Fiasco A bear and a fox decided to go ice fishing. The fox brought a fishing rod, but the bear said, “I’ll just use my paw!” The…

The Talking Snowboots One winter morning, a little girl named Lily put on her snowboots to go outside. Suddenly, the boots spoke: “Hey, we’re tired of just walking! Let’s go…

The Arctic Talent Show The animals in the Arctic decided to host a talent show. The polar bear juggled snowballs, the seal balanced a fish on its nose, and the…

The Magical Snow Globe A curious kid named Tim found a snow globe in the attic. When he shook it, snowflakes danced inside, and suddenly, he was transported to a…

The Lost Snowflake Once upon a time, a little snowflake got separated from its cloud family during a storm. It floated and floated, worried it would land somewhere lonely. Finally,…

The Frosty Bake-Off A family of snowmen decided to have a bake-off. Papa Snowman made snow cupcakes, Mama Snowman made snow cookies, and Baby Snowman made snow donuts. When they…

The Snowball Championship Billy challenged his older sister Lucy to a snowball fight, claiming he was the "Snow King." Lucy accepted and brought her A-game. For hours, they built snow…

The Sledding Disaster Once, a group of kids decided to build the fastest sled in the neighborhood. They worked for days, adding skis, a steering wheel, and even a spoiler!…