Your Mom Jokes

Your Mom and the Haunted Mansion Your mom is so fearless, she spent the night in a haunted mansion as a dare. By morning, the ghosts were serving her breakfast…

Your Mom and the Bank Heist Your mom is so persuasive, she once stopped a bank robbery with a smile. She convinced the robbers to open savings accounts and invest…

Your Mom and the Game Show Your mom is so smart, she went on a trivia game show, and they canceled the competition because she answered every question before the…

Your Mom and the Traffic Jam Your mom is so clever, she once got stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Instead of waiting, she started directing cars herself.…

Your Mom and the Genius Bar Your mom is so tech-savvy, she walked into the Apple Store for a "quick fix." By the time she left, the Genius Bar was…

Your Mom and the Bank Robbery Your mom is so clever, she once walked into a bank during a robbery. The robbers demanded, “Nobody move!” Your mom calmly walked up…

Your Mom and the Job Interview Your mom is so charismatic, she walked into a job interview late, wearing flip-flops and sipping a smoothie. The manager said, “We’re looking for…

Your Mom and the Haunted House Your mom is so fearless, she went into the scariest haunted house in the world. Ghosts were jumping out, skeletons were rattling, and the…

Your Mom and the Cooking Contest Your mom is so good at cooking, Gordon Ramsay once showed up at her house unannounced. He stormed into the kitchen yelling, “Where’s the…

Your Mom and the Roller Coaster Your mom is so brave, she went on the scariest roller coaster in the world. Halfway through the ride, the operator stops it to…