The Snowball Championship
Billy challenged his older sister Lucy to a snowball fight, claiming he was the “Snow King.” Lucy accepted and brought her A-game. For hours, they built snow forts and launched snowballs. Just when Billy thought he was winning, Lucy rolled the biggest snowball he had ever seen and yelled, “Incoming!” The massive snowball knocked down his fort. Billy stood up, dusted off the snow, and said, “Well, I guess that makes you the Snow Queen!”
A bear set an alarm clock before hibernating. When it rang in the spring, he woke up and said, “I feel like I just went to bed!” His friend the squirrel laughed and said, “That’s because you did… four months ago!” The bear yawned and said, “Next time, I’m setting it for summer!”
