The Christmas Tree Salesman
A man walked into a Christmas tree lot and asked, “What’s the difference between a $20 tree and a $100 tree?”
The salesman said, “Well, the $100 tree comes with stories of being ethically sourced from the mountains of Norway. The $20 tree? That one probably fell off a truck.”
The man said, “I’ll take the $20 tree.”
The salesman replied, “Smart choice. That one comes with a free air freshener to cover the smell of diesel.”
