The Winter Gym Membership
Every winter, I convince myself to get in shape. This year, I signed up for a gym. On my first day, I walked in, saw the treadmills, and thought, “This is it. New year, new me!” But as I turned to the receptionist, I slipped on the icy floor and landed flat on my back.
A trainer ran over and said, “Don’t worry! Happens all the time.”
I said, “Great! Does that count as my workout?”
He laughed, handed me an ice pack, and said, “Only if you do 10 more reps of that fall.”
