Your Mom and the Genius Bar
Your mom is so tech-savvy, she walked into the Apple Store for a “quick fix.” By the time she left, the Genius Bar was renamed in her honor, and every iPhone in the store worked twice as fast. Steve Jobs’ hologram appeared just to say, “We’ve been waiting for her.”
Your mom is so brave, she went camping in bear country. A bear showed up, growling and ready to attack. Your mom just stared at it, said, “Not today,” and handed it a sandwich she’d made earlier. The bear now works as her personal bodyguard and carries her groceries home.
