Your Mom and the Haunted House
Your mom is so fearless, she went into the scariest haunted house in the world. Ghosts were jumping out, skeletons were rattling, and the walls were oozing slime.
Your mom? She walks in, crosses her arms, and says, “Is that all you’ve got?” Ten minutes later, the ghosts are doing chores, the skeletons are practicing yoga, and the house has been converted into a luxury Airbnb.
